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you might be a minitrucker if...
- your IQ is as low as your truck
- you get pissed off when someone calls your truck a f**king "lowrider"
- your rim size is bigger than ur g/fs age
- people have a confused look on their face when they reach for the door handle and its not there
- you spend money on a part for your truck to get it lower rather than get it running
- you are more embarassed that your daily drive is stock height rather than every body panel is a diff. color
- you only shave the passanger door handle because you cant afford a popper kit
- you dump your truck to get the attention of the girl walking across the road
- a girl asks you if you wanna have a good time, u say "yeah hop in my truck"
- you say you cant get into work because you are stuck on the speed bump outside
- your A/C compressor goes bad and you see it as an opportunity to bodydrop
- your fully aired up and you still drag over speed bumps
- you roll with a custom primer job if no matter how ghetto and shitty your truck is...you roll it like its a f**king Rolls Royce
- your air freshners in your house smell like burning metal
- your wallpaper on your computer is a cover truck or your own truck
- you turn your truck on with windows up and close you door forgetting you shaved the handles
- you hope and pray someone hits your rear end so u can replace your bumper with that tail gate skin you have been wanting
- when asked what your favorite movies are you answer, all the minitruck dvd's and home videos I own!
- you watch monster garage more then porn
- you bodydropped your local neighborhood grocery stores shopping cart
- you check to see if you have new tags everyday on SSM (Street Source Magazine)
- you have a "Too Low" ticket from highway patrol
- Drag, Airbag, and Bodydrop are the most commonly used words in your vocabulary
- you shower sparks on tailgaters on the freeway
- you see a new Bagged truck in your area you HAVE to stop and go meet them
- zip ties are your best friends
- at thanksgiving, there is no family members only car club members
- your new girlfriend considers your truck a threat to the relationship
- you read every single one of these and realize that minitrucking is the tightest sport ever...and its for life
- you hear a large semi next to you blowing off air brakes you have to flex on them
- every time you sit on the can you grab your new issue of Street Trucks, Mini Truckin, or Tailgate, and sit there for more than 20 min
- you assigned a name to every reflector in your colllection.
- you have more phone numbers of minitruckers than chicks
- you lower your bed, couch and all your chairs in your house
- you have ever had to answer the question "how do you drive it like that?"
- you have furniture made out of old wheels and parts
- your fridge is stacked full of mountain dew, because all the true minitruckers drink the hell outta some damn mountain dew
- you remember people by the cars they drive and don't know their names
- everything you own you try to "drop, slam, or drag" whether it be a chair, a toy truck, the couch, the dining table or your kids power wheels
- your X-mas postcards are all done up like a truck feature
- you have a stack of Mini Truckin mags by the toilet
- on your wall you have all the Mini Truckin features and no posters of porn stars
- your winamp playlist plays "War- Lowrider" 24 hours a day, 365 days a year
- you spend over $200 per year just on magazines
- you named your child after your valve brand
- you have all the vendors phone numbers programmed in your cell phone
- for X-mas instead of lights you wrap your tree in airline
- you have your Dub City collection color coded and in decending order of rim size
- you remember when 15" wheels were the shiiit!
- everytime the UPS truck comes by you are up quicker then the dog.
- your house is painted in primer because you like it with no shine
- you'd rather buy something for the truck than pay your power bill
- you have revolving credit at all the parts manufacturers
- you refuse to ride in or talk to anybody not driving something that drags
- you look at rice in the store and want to throw it across the aisle
- your buddy got hit by a car so you hammered his wheelchair...yeah that was fun
- you shaved the windows in your house, because you thought your house would gain equity with a body mod
- you spend a 1000 dollars to have your seats re-covered only for them to wear pep boys fuzzy seat covers for the rest of their life
- you've got you club name tattoo'd on your arm
- you have to pimp out your girlfriend to support the hobby
- you've ever had 7 people on boogie boards tied to the back of your truck at 30 mph
- you spend more time on SSM than you do working at work
- your AIM buddylist consists of girls and then everyone else with a bagged truck
- your damn art professor lowered your grade becasue you draw flames in every project, even if they have nothing to do with the subject
- you have burned up a compressor or 2
- you have draffed off a rollpan or 2
- you can't wait to buy the New Rail It Productions "Drag Mag" DVD!!!
- you have a song set aside just for dragging
- you've ever worked at Sears and hidden the last tool so some redneck doesnt snatch it before you get off
- Street Source - The Ultimate Custom Automotive Resource is the fastest thing you can type because you've done it over a million times
- you make over thirty thousand a year and still live with your parents cause you spend everything on your truck
- your IQ is as low as your truck
- you get pissed off when someone calls your truck a f**king "lowrider"
- your rim size is bigger than ur g/fs age
- people have a confused look on their face when they reach for the door handle and its not there
- you spend money on a part for your truck to get it lower rather than get it running
- you are more embarassed that your daily drive is stock height rather than every body panel is a diff. color
- you only shave the passanger door handle because you cant afford a popper kit
- you dump your truck to get the attention of the girl walking across the road
- a girl asks you if you wanna have a good time, u say "yeah hop in my truck"
- you say you cant get into work because you are stuck on the speed bump outside
- your A/C compressor goes bad and you see it as an opportunity to bodydrop
- your fully aired up and you still drag over speed bumps
- you roll with a custom primer job if no matter how ghetto and shitty your truck is...you roll it like its a f**king Rolls Royce
- your air freshners in your house smell like burning metal
- your wallpaper on your computer is a cover truck or your own truck
- you turn your truck on with windows up and close you door forgetting you shaved the handles
- you hope and pray someone hits your rear end so u can replace your bumper with that tail gate skin you have been wanting
- when asked what your favorite movies are you answer, all the minitruck dvd's and home videos I own!
- you watch monster garage more then porn
- you bodydropped your local neighborhood grocery stores shopping cart
- you check to see if you have new tags everyday on SSM (Street Source Magazine)
- you have a "Too Low" ticket from highway patrol
- Drag, Airbag, and Bodydrop are the most commonly used words in your vocabulary
- you shower sparks on tailgaters on the freeway
- you see a new Bagged truck in your area you HAVE to stop and go meet them
- zip ties are your best friends
- at thanksgiving, there is no family members only car club members
- your new girlfriend considers your truck a threat to the relationship
- you read every single one of these and realize that minitrucking is the tightest sport ever...and its for life
- you hear a large semi next to you blowing off air brakes you have to flex on them
- every time you sit on the can you grab your new issue of Street Trucks, Mini Truckin, or Tailgate, and sit there for more than 20 min
- you assigned a name to every reflector in your colllection.
- you have more phone numbers of minitruckers than chicks
- you lower your bed, couch and all your chairs in your house
- you have ever had to answer the question "how do you drive it like that?"
- you have furniture made out of old wheels and parts
- your fridge is stacked full of mountain dew, because all the true minitruckers drink the hell outta some damn mountain dew
- you remember people by the cars they drive and don't know their names
- everything you own you try to "drop, slam, or drag" whether it be a chair, a toy truck, the couch, the dining table or your kids power wheels
- your X-mas postcards are all done up like a truck feature
- you have a stack of Mini Truckin mags by the toilet
- on your wall you have all the Mini Truckin features and no posters of porn stars
- your winamp playlist plays "War- Lowrider" 24 hours a day, 365 days a year
- you spend over $200 per year just on magazines
- you named your child after your valve brand
- you have all the vendors phone numbers programmed in your cell phone
- for X-mas instead of lights you wrap your tree in airline
- you have your Dub City collection color coded and in decending order of rim size
- you remember when 15" wheels were the shiiit!
- everytime the UPS truck comes by you are up quicker then the dog.
- your house is painted in primer because you like it with no shine
- you'd rather buy something for the truck than pay your power bill
- you have revolving credit at all the parts manufacturers
- you refuse to ride in or talk to anybody not driving something that drags
- you look at rice in the store and want to throw it across the aisle
- your buddy got hit by a car so you hammered his wheelchair...yeah that was fun
- you shaved the windows in your house, because you thought your house would gain equity with a body mod
- you spend a 1000 dollars to have your seats re-covered only for them to wear pep boys fuzzy seat covers for the rest of their life
- you've got you club name tattoo'd on your arm
- you have to pimp out your girlfriend to support the hobby
- you've ever had 7 people on boogie boards tied to the back of your truck at 30 mph
- you spend more time on SSM than you do working at work
- your AIM buddylist consists of girls and then everyone else with a bagged truck
- your damn art professor lowered your grade becasue you draw flames in every project, even if they have nothing to do with the subject
- you have burned up a compressor or 2
- you have draffed off a rollpan or 2
- you can't wait to buy the New Rail It Productions "Drag Mag" DVD!!!
- you have a song set aside just for dragging
- you've ever worked at Sears and hidden the last tool so some redneck doesnt snatch it before you get off
- Street Source - The Ultimate Custom Automotive Resource is the fastest thing you can type because you've done it over a million times
- you make over thirty thousand a year and still live with your parents cause you spend everything on your truck
