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Custom Trucks Of The O' So Dirty South


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    made me laugh!!

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    Post by dragkota Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:11 pm

    you might be a minitrucker if...

    - your IQ is as low as your truck
    - you get pissed off when someone calls your truck a f**king "lowrider"
    - your rim size is bigger than ur g/fs age
    - people have a confused look on their face when they reach for the door handle and its not there
    - you spend money on a part for your truck to get it lower rather than get it running
    - you are more embarassed that your daily drive is stock height rather than every body panel is a diff. color
    - you only shave the passanger door handle because you cant afford a popper kit
    - you dump your truck to get the attention of the girl walking across the road
    - a girl asks you if you wanna have a good time, u say "yeah hop in my truck"
    - you say you cant get into work because you are stuck on the speed bump outside
    - your A/C compressor goes bad and you see it as an opportunity to bodydrop
    - your fully aired up and you still drag over speed bumps
    - you roll with a custom primer job if no matter how ghetto and shitty your truck is...you roll it like its a f**king Rolls Royce
    - your air freshners in your house smell like burning metal
    - your wallpaper on your computer is a cover truck or your own truck
    - you turn your truck on with windows up and close you door forgetting you shaved the handles
    - you hope and pray someone hits your rear end so u can replace your bumper with that tail gate skin you have been wanting
    - when asked what your favorite movies are you answer, all the minitruck dvd's and home videos I own!
    - you watch monster garage more then porn
    - you bodydropped your local neighborhood grocery stores shopping cart
    - you check to see if you have new tags everyday on SSM (Street Source Magazine)
    - you have a "Too Low" ticket from highway patrol
    - Drag, Airbag, and Bodydrop are the most commonly used words in your vocabulary
    - you shower sparks on tailgaters on the freeway
    - you see a new Bagged truck in your area you HAVE to stop and go meet them
    - zip ties are your best friends
    - at thanksgiving, there is no family members only car club members
    - your new girlfriend considers your truck a threat to the relationship
    - you read every single one of these and realize that minitrucking is the tightest sport ever...and its for life
    - you hear a large semi next to you blowing off air brakes you have to flex on them
    - every time you sit on the can you grab your new issue of Street Trucks, Mini Truckin, or Tailgate, and sit there for more than 20 min
    - you assigned a name to every reflector in your colllection.
    - you have more phone numbers of minitruckers than chicks
    - you lower your bed, couch and all your chairs in your house
    - you have ever had to answer the question "how do you drive it like that?"
    - you have furniture made out of old wheels and parts
    - your fridge is stacked full of mountain dew, because all the true minitruckers drink the hell outta some damn mountain dew
    - you remember people by the cars they drive and don't know their names
    - everything you own you try to "drop, slam, or drag" whether it be a chair, a toy truck, the couch, the dining table or your kids power wheels
    - your X-mas postcards are all done up like a truck feature
    - you have a stack of Mini Truckin mags by the toilet
    - on your wall you have all the Mini Truckin features and no posters of porn stars
    - your winamp playlist plays "War- Lowrider" 24 hours a day, 365 days a year
    - you spend over $200 per year just on magazines
    - you named your child after your valve brand
    - you have all the vendors phone numbers programmed in your cell phone
    - for X-mas instead of lights you wrap your tree in airline
    - you have your Dub City collection color coded and in decending order of rim size
    - you remember when 15" wheels were the shiiit!
    - everytime the UPS truck comes by you are up quicker then the dog.
    - your house is painted in primer because you like it with no shine
    - you'd rather buy something for the truck than pay your power bill
    - you have revolving credit at all the parts manufacturers
    - you refuse to ride in or talk to anybody not driving something that drags
    - you look at rice in the store and want to throw it across the aisle
    - your buddy got hit by a car so you hammered his wheelchair...yeah that was fun
    - you shaved the windows in your house, because you thought your house would gain equity with a body mod
    - you spend a 1000 dollars to have your seats re-covered only for them to wear pep boys fuzzy seat covers for the rest of their life
    - you've got you club name tattoo'd on your arm
    - you have to pimp out your girlfriend to support the hobby
    - you've ever had 7 people on boogie boards tied to the back of your truck at 30 mph
    - you spend more time on SSM than you do working at work
    - your AIM buddylist consists of girls and then everyone else with a bagged truck
    - your damn art professor lowered your grade becasue you draw flames in every project, even if they have nothing to do with the subject
    - you have burned up a compressor or 2
    - you have draffed off a rollpan or 2
    - you can't wait to buy the New Rail It Productions "Drag Mag" DVD!!!
    - you have a song set aside just for dragging
    - you've ever worked at Sears and hidden the last tool so some redneck doesnt snatch it before you get off
    - Street Source - The Ultimate Custom Automotive Resource is the fastest thing you can type because you've done it over a million times
    - you make over thirty thousand a year and still live with your parents cause you spend everything on your truck
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    Post by static_fronti Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:11 pm

    Haha so true
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    Post by fatnlowtahoe504 Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:27 pm

    i saw that on another forum and alot of it is true lol
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    Post by dragkota Sat Jul 16, 2011 12:54 am

    i think close to almost all of it pertains to more than 90% of the people i kick it with
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    Post by L0W5T3N Sat Jul 16, 2011 12:26 pm

    haha
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    Post by fatnlowtahoe504 Sat Jul 16, 2011 7:45 pm

    lol i can see that
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    Post by dragkota Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:05 pm

    lol daniel you know you hit switches when you see girls
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    Post by DMAC Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:42 am

    Thats us for sure.
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    Post by dragkota Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:22 pm

    DMAC wrote:Thats us for sure.

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